I need a voodoo fame and fortune spell to hit the big time

Posted by: on May 14, 2010

Up and coming Hollywood actor, Eddie (not his real name), came to me three months ago looking for a voodoo fame and fortune spell to help him in his ambition to become a movie star.

“It’s always been my dream to be a movie actor,” Eddie told me. “Even when I was a kid I was always putting on voices, imitating people and dressing up.”

Before he came to me, Eddie had already made inroads into the movie industry. He’d had a number of bit parts on big movies. All he needed now was that lucky break.

“What is your most powerful voodoo fame and fortune spell?” he asked.

“I’d recommend a voodoo spirit bottle,” I said. “It’s pedal to the metal, neutron bomb, super-nova, voodoo spell that gets the job done.”

I told him how it works:

“I visit a place of power at midnight and perform a ritual that entices a spirit into a small cobalt blue bottle. I enter hypnotic trance and commune with with the spirit in unknown tongues, the language of the subconscious mind. After that, I create a wish paper talisman on parchment using a dip-pen and india ink. This is a binding contract with the spirit, compelling it to do your bidding.”

Eddie decided that a voodoo spirit bottle working was for him. After performing the rite, I sent the bottle over to him along with detailed instructions on what he needed to do to personalize the voodoo spellworking.

A couple of weeks ago, he called me, excitedly saying, “Doc, man, I’ve landed a supporting role in a big movie! It’s happening man! I’m gonna be a star. I can feel it. That voodoo sure is working.”

For reasons of confidentiality, I can’t give Eddie’s real name. But you’ll be seeing his name in lights early next year when the movie hits theaters worldwide.

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