Voodoo Power – The Key 3 Facts For Mega Success
The winners in life have all used the hidden, arcane power of voodoo…
Notes from the bunker from Prof. Crow:
Fact #1: All self-made men have got what they wanted by using voodoo power
Ya know that dumb fuck down the street who owns his own thrivin’ autoshop? He gotta nice house and an even nicer wife. An expensive watch on his wrist and all ‘em foreign holidays. He hardly goes into work an’ pulls what you earn in a month in a week. Ya wanna know how this lazy, talentless son-of-a-bitch got where he is an’ why you going nowhere on minimum wage?
He used Voodoo power. That’s what he did.
Now he ain’t gonna say, “Hey Bobby, I’m a useless dickweed, and I made a packet, and got the house, an’ girl of my dreams, by usin’ voodoo power.” You can bet yo’ bottom dollar he ain’t gonna tell the world his dirty little secret.
Why don’t you do the same? Use that voodoo power. What the hell, he is! But he wants to look the big important man to you. Like he done it all his-self.
Fact #2: Voodoo power is the only way to get material blessings. If ya want spiritual blessings go an’ see a goddamn priest
All this new age horse shit is just that – horse shit. Feelin’ good is great if ya belly is full and the bills are paid. Just think how much happier you’d feel if ya had a fat old wallet, and a thin wife, an’ not the other way round.
Fact #3: That big break don’t come by luck it comes by using voodoo power
All these business programs can’t tell ya how to be in the right place at the right time. All self-made men will tell you that they had a lucky break. Crap. That bit of luck was made to happen by voodoo power.
If ya want things in this world voodoo power will get them for ya. Ya can bust a fucking gut for the rest of ya life, and chase dreams, but if ya want to get shit done you need voodoo power. That is why some people are successful in what they do and you are not.
Now I can’t say it any plainer that can I?
Prof Crow
