Sometimes after you’ve managed to get out of a relationship that’s just a whole heap of trouble, you may well just want to kick back, heave a sigh of relief and thank your lucky stars that you got out in one piece.

You may like to sip a reflective glass of good ol’ Jack as you count your blessings. Before you get rid of the empty bottle though – I DIDN’T say you have to neck the whole bottle in one go, even if you may feel like it! – there is a way to use it to make sure that they’re gone for good. It won’t do them any harm, so don’t worry about that, it will just make sure that THEY. ARE. GONE (T.A.G) …

Doc puts it another way, though. He says:

T.A.G. Don’t tag ’em, whack ’em. Script the tombstone, hurl ’em in the ground…D.A.G. Dead & gone…

But he tends to take things to the max….

Firstly, you need to get a piece of your ex-lover’s clothing – there’s bound to be a stray sock or something laying around. Place it in your empty bottle. Then using a piece of parchment paper (thick art paper will do just fine), write down his or her name. You can add words that feel suitable to you, like scram, vamoosh, be gone forever – whatever comes to mind and feels powerful enough to sum up your feelings. Place this in the bottle too.

If you happen to have a sip or two of liquor left, you can add it to the mix as a thank you to the spirits for helping you. Sprinkle in a little sulfur, salt and red pepper, then give it a little swirl around, and as you do so, say:

“(name), be gone from my Life,
Take your hassles and strife,
Leave your place in my heart,
I seek a new start”

Let this mixture do its work for nine days, then take it to a stream or some running water and throw it in. As your bottle of magick floats away, so will all trace of your ex, and you can look forward to starting dating again. Hopefully with better luck! And you’ve made much better use of that old JD bottle than turning it into some tacky lamp that would only remind you of them anyway …

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Pip DeBelfry is an author and mystic. She publishes “Magic, Mystery & Witchery” ezine, collects curios, and offers spellcasting help and advice to people around the world.
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