It could be Drake or Prince Harry. Or Scarlett Johansson or Megan Fox. But if you don’t have money, you’re gonna need voodoo to hook a celebrity lover…
Hooking a celebrity for love or sex, might seem like a pipe dream. Mostly it is. Fact is, you’ve gotta be on the same level as them fame and cash wise for them even to give you the time of day. Sure, they’ll be polite to you like any other fan. But they won’t get involved with you – not even as a friend.
That’s the way the world works. The mega-rich don’t mingle with lesser mortals. Why? Because you’d be a drain on them. They can hire a private jet to fly around the world. And you can’t. So they’d be forever subsidising you. Let’s face it, if you were rich and famous you wouldn’t want to subsidise somebody either, would you? It would be a downer.
Does that rule out hooking up with a celebrity?
Not necessarily. See, even the rich and famous have weaknesses. They aren’t gods. They’re human, just like you and me. Sure, they had talent and some seriously lucky breaks. But other than that, they’re flesh and blood and think and have emotions like the rest of us.
And that means, you got something to work on... But you have to know what you are doing. Not only do you have to understand the deep psychology of human nature, you also need a solid grounding in magick and voodoo. This is because, to hook a celebrity, you’ve got to work on both their human emotional weaknesses, and work with the terrifying denizens from the dark recesses of the etheric plane using voodoo – in other words, the spirits. This is what I do with my Celebrity Lover working.
You also have to do some work yourself. You have to get out of your comfort zone and start going to places where celebrities hang out – from night clubs to restaurants. This might cost you a bit. Don’t worry about that. This is about getting you on the scene. You need to get yourself noticed in the right places. So you’ll need to dress the part too. But if you’re savvy enough with your get-up, this won’t break the bank.
So the idea is to mix some powerful voodoo with your own efforts getting yourself on the celebrity scene. A good knowledge of psychology and human nature will help a lot too – as you need to know how to talk to celebrities. They are rarely as secure in themselves as you might think. So you can observe their insecurities and you can utilise language patterns that will garner their interest in you.
If you’ve got your eyes on a celebrity you’d like to date, drop me an email and I will consider your case.
Why choose me as your spellcaster?
I’m author of the world’s #1 bestselling book on voodoo – Doktor Snake’s Voodoo Spellbook. Thus I am an acknowledged expert on casting spells that get the job done. Not only that, but I’ve had over thirty years experience helping people in their lives using the art of voodoo.