Prof Crow was talking yesterday about how to tell the difference between a voodoo man with real B52 bomber power, and a limp-ass one who can’t even get a kite to fly in a force 9 gale. This is what he said:
“So ya’ll asks yourselves how can I tell a kick-ass voodoo man from a lame duck correspondence course reject? Well I don’t know about all that Latin jive and Brazilian ju-ju stuff. But what I do know about is that ole time powerful swamp voodoo. The stuff you and me work, Doc.
Now back in the ole days, deep down in the South, purple tinted sunglasses used to be the sign the of a bona fide doctor. Not always. Some, like my ole’ Pa’s friend Dr Buzzard, used to dress all conservative in a suit like a church man. So it ain’t all the same.
What is the same is what they carry in their pocket. A proper swamp voodoo man will always carry two small bones tied with cotton thread. I have mine in my vest (waistcoat pocket, the other side to my ole timepiece). I know you got them too, Doc.
These are called the ‘black cat’ bones in swamp voodoo. Now I ain’t gonna tell you what they really are, what the cotton threads tying them is all about, or how we each got ’em. What I am gonna tell you is that the bones are a badge. It’s the sign of a real swamp voodoo man and not a hokum pretender.”
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Hey Doc, you there?
So I’m surfing the internet right? And wow! I found myself the biggest and lamest duck in the entire world! This lame duck (i.e. Witch Patrol [which is also the You Tube Channel consisting of 1-3 people] that may or may not be available anymore due to the part where people started flagging the channel and forcing them to delete it, or “Wayward Renegade Witches”) always call “Occult Bull” on other legit conjure/ spiritual workers that posts their videos on YouTube. These ducks quack alright: the loudest 24/7 nonstop yapping on the block. To the channels and the people they want to or already have smeared.
My great concern is that they, at one point, will slither their way up to you and put you in the spotlight as some “charlatan practitioner” who doesn’t know what he’s doing.
What would you make of this situation, Doc? If they put you on the spot light.
P.S. On their website (Wayward Renegade Witches) they say they are “Highly Supreme Witches” and their magic “works”. But I highly doubt it, due to authenticity.
When you think about it, the internet is all screens. It’s a virtual world. A vicarious world. Yet we all eat. But most of us have nothing to do with crops growing, animal rearing for food, etc. And all it takes is for something to go badly wrong in the world, and there’s no power…. the web ends. But actually physically living (hopefully) would continue. That would be real.
So really people are mostly “gas bags” online. Sure, you get some really good stuff if you look for it. Most of it is bad. And people express their egos more than anything; they live virtually and have little meaning in their lives. It’s basically consumerism. Hit after hit of ego-boosting. In the above case, it’s likely the same, attack people, bad-mouth them, get a “consumerist” ego boost that is shortlived… and also looking to get a dopamine hit by gaining some level of popularity.
So you ignore it totally; or do something very, very unexpected. Something unnerving.
It’s like in the physical world, if you answer somebody’s question with something totally unrelated, it bewilders them. You’re supposed to follow set patterns.
So if somebody goes on about occult stuff and says you don’t know what you’re doing, you talk about making a wooden cabinet for your lounge. What tools you need.