Who in their right mind would sell their soul to the Satan? Who would bargain their immortal soul for wealth, fame, worldly honours, success, and the pleasures of the flesh?
Most likely you, since you are reading this. But what would your motivation be? Perhaps it’s because all else has failed when it comes to achieving what you desire in life? Or perhaps you see it as a shortcut to get what you want?
Either that, or you’ve got to wondering how it is that some people in the world gain monumental wealth and success, while others struggle and barely get by.
Perhaps it seems like these super-successful people must have had a little help – that it wasn’t just hard work and sheer focus on a goal that elevated them to prominence.
Well, you wouldn’t be alone in thinking that. Many celebrities and members of the wealthy elite are believed to have struck a bargain with the Devil in return for riches and fame.
I mean how else would a certain well-known music artist go from the streets and petty drug dealing to being a close friend of a U.S. president? Or a certain Hollywood actress going from moderate fame to liaising with world leaders?
Was it just luck and coincidence? Or did they seek help from diabolic forces?
But I imagine you already have decided. And that is why you are reading this. You’d like to know how you go about trading your immortal soul with the Devil for wealth and fame. Well, fear not, I will tell you how. But first…
I suspect you have heard that I am an expert on the subject of the Faustian pact and making a deal with the Devil. How could this be, you might ask? It’s simple. If you have read my Voodoo Spellbook you will know that, when I was young, I was mentored by a voodoo doctor called Earl Marlowe. And in his tradition of swamp voodoo making a deal with the Devil was a central tenet. Most famously, the bluesman Robert Johnson reputedly sold his soul to Satan in the early 1930s in exchange for phenomenal expertise on the guitar.
So it was Earl who schooled me in the art of dealing with the Devil. In fact, Ole Satan, as Earl called him, was a big part of our voodoo. But we were never in thrall to the Devil. Our dealings were always done on equal terms.
In fact, if you don’t do it on equal terms you will find yourself in very hot water (most likely of the boiling variety), particularly when it comes to paying the price and honouring your bargain with the Lord of this World.
In other words, you will be profoundly damned.
Don’t worry. I will school you on making the Faustian Pact in the correct manner. Although I do feel obliged to point out that making a deal with the Devil should not be attempted by the fainthearted. You do need to have some mettle. Otherwise – again not to mince words – Ole Satan will eat you for breakfast.
So how do you go about making the Faustian bargain?
Here are the 7 steps for selling your soul to Satan…
ONE: Recognise that some human souls are worth a great deal, while others are worth hardly a bean. Thus Satan is picky about who he will make a deal with. His only interest is in premium souls. “Bargain basement” souls, however, are still in with a chance. But we’ll come to that shortly.
TWO: Selling your soul should never be done with a “last resort” attitude. It won’t do to think “all else has failed so I’ll sell my soul to Satan.” The Devil will only get in a fury. He sees the presumption that your soul is actually worth something as the ultimate human conceit. In reality, it may only be of the bargain basement variety of soul, and thus pretty worthless to Satan.
THREE: Be aware that Satan won’t take any old soul. He wants the cream of the crop. If you are one of the lucky ones whose soul has premium value then you won’t even have to seek him out. He will come to you. (As he did to Jesus and to certain modern celebrities and business magnates).
FOUR: If your soul isn’t of premium value (as is the case with most humans) then the Devil won’t come to you. He won’t make his presence known. If this proves to be the case, don’t worry, you simply have to gain Satan’s attention. (More on that in a moment).
FIVE: One thing Satan cannot abide is people that try to control him. For example, the medieval grimoires (magic books) like the Goetia instruct you to control Satan by imprisoning him in a magic circle – not to mention declaring your faith in God and Christ and imploring them to protect you. All this serves to do is enrage Satan. So avoid doing this.
SIX: Recognise that the Devil is a business man, and that he must be dealt with on a level playing field. When you conduct business with Satan, it should be don’t between equals. You must approach him face to face. No magic circles or attempts to cast him in chains.
SEVEN: Satan rules in Hell. But here on Earth (the upside) it’s a different matter. There’s a more even balance. You can strike a deal between equals. But you need to understand that balance and tip it in your favour. Such an understanding is integral to to the “results magic” of experienced sorcerers, both today and down the ages.
Questions about making the Devil’s pact
Can you get out of a deal with Satan?
Why would you want to? If you do it right in the first place you don’t need to worry about weaselling out of your bargain. Most people do it the wrong way. They’re the ones that land in trouble and try and get out of the deal.
So what is the right way to make a deal with the Devil?
Like I say, if your soul is valuable to Satan – if it is the cream of the crop – he will appear to you of his own accord, and he’ll offer you terms, and you will be able to negotiate and strike a mutually suitable deal. In this instance, you don’t have to try to sell your soul. Satan will make his presence known.
What if you aren’t on the A-list of souls?
In this case – the most common scenario – you can seek to attract Satan’s attention. Flag up your willingness to bargain your immortal soul.
How do you do this?
You make yourself stand out. Show attractive qualities like ingenuity, the ability to survive and prosper in any circumstances, focus and dedication, will power, or any other quality that will appeal to the Lord of this World.
Do recognise that attracting Satan’s attention does not mean committing murder or rape, or harming children of animals (Satan is a great protector of brother and sister beast). If you do anything as disreputable as that, Satan will not parley with you.
You attract Satan’s attention by being a unique individual. Somebody who thinks for themselves and does not follow the herd.
What if this isn’t enough?
Good question. And indeed, making yourself stand out as an individual often isn’t enough. But there is a solution for attracting the gaze of the Dark Lord. Adepts of the magical arts know the subtleties of making a pact with the Devil at the crossroads. They know how to create the required artefacts that make up the Satan Attraction Formula, a powerful obsidian talisman that will draw the attention of the Devil.
But even the Satan Attraction Formula doesn’t necessarily guarantee that the Devil will pop up to you. But it will garner his attention.
The Satan Attraction Formula takes much time and energy to prepare. But for anybody wishing to trade their soul with Satan, and willing to take the lonely walk to the crossroads to meet the Devil, then it is a must.
Satan attraction formula – to get the Devil’s attention
If you’re not on the a-list of souls, this is the premium solution to garnering Satan’s attention. This is how I create it: At midnight, at the dark of the moon, I go to the sprawling marshland near a village called Halvergate in eastern England. It’s a lonely and desolate place, especially at night. It’s a are where the Devil himself is especially active.
On the nearby highway, the Acle Straight, for example, people have reported seeing a terrifying “phantom carriage” suddenly appearing in front of them, forcing them to slam on their brakes. A ghostly, faceless man has also been sighted on the side of the road.
As reported in the media, this is the location I took Justin Hawkins, lead singer with rock band The Darkness, to sell his soul to Satan for fame and fortune.
Calling down infernal spirits
Once at this location in the marshes, I set up a circle with the eight-points of the compass, and call down mighty, infernal spirits, who arrive in a black horse-drawn carriage (the one seen occasionally on the nearby Acle Straight highway), its eerie, creaking wheels echoing over the bleak landscape.
I whirl in possession trance, howling the diabolic words that manifest these dark spirits from the obsidian realms of the multiverse to the material plane. I then parlay with them and make a deal that involves them charging the black artefacts with the necessary infernal power to draw the Devil’s attention to you.
Once charged, I place the artefacts in an old vintage tobacco tin (always carefully selected and obtained from antique emporiums), which makes up the Satan Attraction Formula. This old tobacco tin serves as your antenna, signalling your desire to sell your soul, and drawing the obsidian gaze of Satan himself. It’s your own personal mascot to obtain diabolic power.
Understand that the Satan Attraction Formula – the old tobacco tin – is intended to attract Satan’s attention… BUT you might well find that, on receiving it, your life starts to get on the up. It might be small things – lucky breaks, a bit extra money here and there. These are signs that the working is having it’s effect. The point is, you will know. The important thing is to see it as your mascot. To know that it is working for you.
What’s in the Satan Attraction Formula?
It varies. I basically select items of power, such as roots and herbs, during a “shaman’s journey” type ritual at the marshes, along with creating a diabolic sigil paper, amongst other things. Essentially, once you have supplied your details to me, the working is configured to your exact needs
If you are serious about making the Faustian Pact and believe you would benefit my Satan Attraction Formula, you can send me an email to discuss it…